"The Goose is Back!"

"The Goose has to share birthday cake."

"Who brought poison to the birthday party?"

"Oh no! This does not look like a good day for The Goose!"

"The Goose is tired and put on some long-johns for nap-time."

"The Goose doesn't understand how to use this gift...."

"The Goose is not shy. For instance, here The Goose is skinny dipping."

"The Goose has a dangerously crooked stack of pancakes there."

"The Geese would like to screech a Happy Monday to you all."

"Somebody sent The Goose a GIGANTIC birthday present! What is inside the box?"

"Oh no! RUN!"

"This looks to be a shattering experience for The Goose."

"Whoa. The Good went deep there for a minute."

"The Goose is taking some fierce measures against the drop in temperatures."

"The Goose has always liked to give mysterious gifts."

"The Goose feels a tad bit... ahem... fat... after al those celebratory feasts."

"No one has ever claimed The Goose was graceful."

"The Goose is looking a little... filthy."

"Like Sleeping on a cloud."

"Some roots run deep, y'all."

"Sometimes, The Goose is just furious."

"The Goose ate a nice juicy apple for lunch today."

"Sometimes there is an unexpected bend in the trail."

"The Goose in a blind? Who thought that was a good idea?"

"The Goose has set sail."

"The Goose might be a little choked up that birthday month is drawing to a close."

"Climb, climb, climb."

"It got so cold, The Goose was expecting to see snow fall."

"When you get reunited with your BFF."

"What has The Goose found?"

"The Goose has dressed up for Halloween. But don't ask as what..."

Happy Inktober! The Goose is back!

“The Goose is generally of a tranquil nature.”

Unless of course you are trying to roast The Goose.

The Goose and The Chicken out in the rain.